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Pegassi Infernus

The Itialians are unrivalled in flamboyance, sex scandals and fininancial improprieties. Now you can be too!

Price: $440,000

Enus Super Diamond

Synonymous with style and luxury, the interior of the Super Diamond has so much leather and wood, it's like sitting in a library! The historic British car manufacturer was taken over by the Germans in the late 90s, with no hard feelings whatsoever.

Price: $250,000

Benefactor Serrano

Good-looking yet utilitarian, sexy yet asexual, slender yet terrifyingly powerful, the Serrano is German engineering at its very finest, especially with a deluxe SUV.

Price: $67,500

Ocelot F620

If this car could talk, it would say "I'm having a midlife crisis". Just cheaper than the divorce that'll result from having an affair with your personal assistant, but the two are by no means matually exclusive.

Price: $85,000

Brute Boxville

Make your deliveries in rain or shine, snow or sleet, but not high winds because this guy can barely get around corners without taking a tumble.

Price: $40,000

Declasse Merit

If you took a cab or got arrested, there's a chance you ended up in the back of the Merit. The newer 2016th 21th century Merit is fitted with double steel or metal door, fitted with one of the best windows in the entire state. Even the cops don't use these windows yet!

Price: $18,000

Jobuilt Phantom

Pulling a trailer has never been so easy with the Phantom. With it's 12 gears, and a max of a few miles an hour this babe can pull any trailer, even the Heavy Load trailers! And what if I were to tell you that the trailer showed on the photo is coming with the truck for only $10.000 extra!

Price: $89,000

Price with trailer: $99,000

Karin Sultan

For a wide-eyed junior exec in the late 90s nothing said "I can almost afford to buy European" like the Karin Sultan. These days you're an angry middle aged, pre-diabetic, wannabe rally driver, but the Sultan is still your best friend: with your money and our expertise, this could become the high-octane racer you dreamed of as a teenager and still have no idea how to drive. Eligible for customization at Benny's Original Motor Works

Price: $13,000

Bravado Banshee

The Banshee defines the modern sports class. Light, low, with sweeping curves and perfect lines, the only thing under its mile-long hood is a feral V8 twin-turbo fighting for space with its driver's colossal manhood. But trust us, the base model is just the start. When we're done, it'll look like your Banshee ate another Banshee at the peak of an all-night steroid binge.

Albany Cavalcade

You could scarcely cross the street without getting mown down by a soccer mom or drug dealer in one of these during the early 2000s. The glory days of the excessively-large, gas-guzzling SUV might be over, but the Cavalcade takes no prisoners.

Enus Cognoscenti

The original Cog Cabrio was a landmark in bringing luxury grand tourers to a wider market, which explains why every five-figure broker with a pinstripe suit and a history of sexual assault has one. Invest in this new four-door model, with more headroom and a plush interior, and you should stand out of the crowd for at least another couple of months. This model has an extended wheelbase.

Annis Pinnacle

In production from 2006 to 2014, the Annis Pinnacle never gained traction in the US market but was insanely popular in Canada. Why? Nobody knows... It's a national psyche that defies analysis. This car has been used mostly by the goverment's secret services.

Zirconium Stratum

Don't miss this opportunity to snap up a Classic Stratum station wagon at a bargain price. A luxury car made in Europe, now for sale in the United States of America! Get your own right-hand drive now, or go with the boring left-hand drive.

Benefactor Feltzer

This entry-level luxury car is for entry-level type guys - salesmen, marketing dorks, people at tech companies who want to feel like they've made it but they never really will. Show people what kind of man you want to be with this Benefactor Feltzer.

Übermacht Sentinel 2013

When you're doing 90 in the fast lane, this is the car right on your ass flashing its high beams. If you're quite rich, and really an asshole, and you want everyone to know it, you can't do better.